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OMNiFiSH offer three packages: enJOYment, eLAtion and euPHOria

enJOYment is our basic package, providing you with high-quality happiness and confidence; you will learn to see meaning in the world around you for only £12.99 a month*

eLAtion extends the enJOYment option to include true self-awareness and inner calm with all the metaphysical benefits these can bring, for only £17.99 a month*

euPHOria includes everything offered in the other two packages, PLUS total knowledge, heavenly raptures and the power of telekinesis for only £24.99 a month*

*of course, none of this is real; if you have been taking any of this seriously, OMNiFiSH suggest you seek help from an expert - OMNiFiSH offer strictly informal concepts

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